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Akshay Kumar has reportedly signed a Yash Raj film for Rs.12 crores

03.30.08 (11:21 pm) [edit]

Akshay Kumar has been on a constant high with his professional life as most of his recent films have been hits at the box-office. The actor is also receiving recognition for his good performances and he has become quiet popular overseas. Naturally Akshay's market price for his films too has increased. According to sources, Yash Raj Films is quiet happy with Akshay's performance in Tashan and hence Aditya Chopra has signed on Akki for another film for Rs.12 crores. Akshay Kumar is finally being appreciated and given his due in the film industry. Many producers and directors want to sign Akshay as they feel he is a bankable actor who delivers at the box office. After a gap of several years Akshay was offered a film by the prestigious Yash Raj banner. Akshay was signed on for the film Tashan for a reported Rs.5 crores and another film for the same amount. Akki had signed a two film package with Yash Raj Films for a reported Rs.10 crores. A major portion of Tashan has been shot and Aditya Chopra is quiet impressed with Akki's performance. Hence the two supposedly recently met up and Aditya offered Akki another film, but this time round since Aditya was well aware of Akshay's rising market price, he offered him Rs.12 crores for the film. Akshay has been quoting Rs.10-15 crores to other producers but he is smart and hence has not demanded the same huge sum from big banners. But instead he prefers that the big banners themselves realize his worth and offer him good films with good remuneration. Meanwhile Akshay Kumar's film Welcome is up for release soon. The film will be one of Akshay's last comedy films for some time as he will be switching to more action oriented roles in the coming year. Akshay has also been accused of changing the promos for the film Welcome as well as the title track . Akshay also had a problem with senior actor Anil Kapoor, as both wanted their names to appear before the other in the film credits. According to sources Akshay tried to manipulate good friend Firoz Nadiadwala to put his name at the top of the credit list. However Nadiadwala did not give in and instead decided to arrange the credits in terms of seniority. Hence the credits will feature senior most actor of the film Feroz Khan first followed by Nana Patekar, Anil Kapoor and finally Akshay Kumar. However Firoz Nadiadwala denied the story of Akshay trying to make him put his name before Anil's and said "Akshay himself has told me to put his name fourth in the list

very sweet

03.28.08 (8:31 am) [edit]

Europeans in India

03.26.08 (8:59 pm) [edit]

India was a British colony. The British left behind them in India a strong imprint of their philosophy and culture and even today it is evident that English which is a foreign language is the most important and respected language in India. But the British were not the only Europeans to arrive in India and have their imprint. Since ancient period even before the beginning of the Christian era there were relations between Europeans and Indians. The main Europeans to arrive in ancient India were Greeks. The Greeks are referred to in ancient Indian history as Yavanas. Even the most famous ancient Greek conqueror, Alexander the Great, arrived in India. But actually he arrived up to the present India-Pakistan border. But there were other Greeks who arrived in India and established kingdoms. Many of these Greek communities later on adopted Hinduism and integrated in the Indian caste system. Even today there are communities in Kashmir who claim to be of Greek origin. Not all Greeks arrived in India to conquer it. There were also Greek scientists who arrived in India for scientific research, especially in astronomy and mathematics.

Later on other Europeans arrived in India because of commercial reasons. The Indian sub-continent was then world famous for its spices. But when the Muslim Ottoman Empire of Turkey ruled the Middle East, they caused lots of problems to European Christian merchants who tried to pass through their land. Therefore the Europeans tried to find other routes to reach India. And so accidentally Christopher Columbus found the continent of America. Columbus tried to get to India while sailing westwards from Europe. Columbus presumed that because the earth is round he would eventually get to India while sailing westwards, instead he found the continent of America whose existence was not known then to the Europeans. Columbus thought that he had arrived in India and called the natives Indians.

From the 15^th century the European representatives arrived in India, namely English, French, Dutch, Danish and Portuguese. Among these European powers the Portuguese arrived first in India in 1498 via sea after they had circled the whole of the African continent. These representatives arrived in India after they received from their country rulers charter to do business with India.

These Europeans at first requested from the local rulers permission to trade in their entities. Later on they requested from the local rulers permission to build factories. After they built factories they requested to build forts around these factories to defend them from pirates and other dangers. Then they requested to recruit local Indians to serve as guards and soldiers in these forts and so on they slowly created their own armies. And so one of the European power's representative, the British East India Company, became the ruler of India.
The British control of India was a result of several factors. The Portuguese, who along with their business tried to enforce Roman Catholicism on the Indians were defeated by local rulers sometimes in collaboration with Protestant European powers. But still the Portuguese remained in India with small pockets. Their main center in India was Goa. The Dutch, who had holds in south India and the Danes, who had holds in east India, left India for their own reasons. The two main European powers that remained in India were British and French. These two powers tried different ways to control India and to defeat each other. Each of these European powers sometimes collaborated with local Indian rulers to defeat the other European power. Eventually the British became the rulers of India. But the French like the Portuguese remained in India with small pockets and both these powers remained in India even after the British left India in 1947.
The British East India Company was actually a trading company and it received from the British crown charter to trade with the Indian sub-continent. They arrived in India for spice trade in 1600. Like other European powers that arrived in India, they at first requested from the local rulers permission to trade in their entities. The British East India Company was more sophisticated than other Europeans who arrived in India. This company offered different sophisticated agreements to the different Indian ruling families, which made them the actual managers of the Indian kingdoms. They sometimes used their army against local rulers and annexed their territories with the result that there was lot of embitterment among the Indians against the British. After the 'Indian Mutiny' of 1857, the British Crown took back the charter from the East India Company and ruled India directly through a Viceroy. The British gave India independence in 1947, but its last soldier left India eventually in 1950. The French also left India in 1950. The Portuguese were the last to leave India in 1961.
Even though the European powers arrived in India for commercial reasons, they also started converting local Indians to Christianity. Of the five European powers the Portuguese were most enthusiastic to baptize Indians. The Portuguese inspired by the Pope’s order to baptize people around the world not only fought wars against the local Indian rulers, but also they tried to enforce their Roman Catholic prayers on Syrian Christians who were in India before the modern European powers arrived in India (see Christianity in India).
After many wars the Portuguese were defeated by local rulers and they had only one big pocket of control in India, Goa. Goa was made the capital of Portuguese colonies in the eastern hemisphere. The Portuguese not only fought the Indian rulers, but they also fought against other European powers in India especially Dutch and English. Many Portuguese churches in Kerala were converted into English and Dutch churches after they were captured by these powers.
The English missionaries started acting in India at a much later period. The British arrived in India in 1600 and they allowed the missionaries to enter their territory only from 1813. The British allowed different churches to establish missionaries in their territory. The missionaries didn’t only spread Christianity, but they also did humanitarian deeds giving the needy the basic necessities of life like food, clothes and shelter. The missionaries also built schools in India and many of them exist even today and have Christian or European originated names. The British church missionaries succeeded less than the Portuguese in converting Indians to Christianity, but unlike the Portuguese who tried to enforce Christianity, these Protestant converts were voluntary. The Portuguese were also aware of the Indian custom according to which the wife followed her husband’s faith and therefore married their men to Indian women. Most of the Portuguese baptized Christians in India have Portuguese oriented surnames, like Fernandez, De Silva, De Costa and others.
There is also an Anglo-Indian community in India, who are also descendants from European (English) fathers and Indian mothers, but these relations between English men and Indian women started because of romantic reasons. The Anglo-Indians are mostly Christians and have adopted English as their first language. According to the Indian Constitution, two seats in the Indian Parliament are reserved for the Anglo-Indian community members.

History of INDIA

03.26.08 (8:55 pm) [edit]

India earned its independence from the British on the 15/8/47. But the British army left India ultimately in 1950. The Indians celebrate 26/1/1950 as the Republic Day of India. On this day the Indian constitution was adopted. Until its independence in 1947, other countries which neighbor India today; Pakistan, Bangladesh (formerly East Pakistan), Myanmar (formerly Burma) and distant places like Aden in present day Yemen; were all parts of British India and were all considered as India. Until then (including the British era) India was never one single country but a collection of kingdoms and authorities with no sense of unity. In this sense India as one single country is mainly a result of British rule. Before that the word India was not used to indicate the present day India, but any kingdom, culture or community that existed between present day Afganistan, in the west, up to China and Myanmar in the east.

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Cool photography

03.26.08 (8:34 am) [edit]

Hayman Resort Australia

03.24.08 (8:55 am) [edit]

Hayman Resort Australia
Check out these beautiful pics of Hayman Resort in Australia

race

03.21.08 (7:49 am) [edit]

Director Duo Abbas Mastan is back on their track with well made thriller Race.

First 25 minutes are not so impressive and the first song pictureise on Saif, Bipasha, Akshay & Katrina is damb squib it was better if it was edited on the table.

But after 25 minutes movie pace shoot up and with excellent twist and thrill.

Pritam music is not so good as only 3 songs are good in the movie.

Some songs squences were similiar to welcome as they have copied it.

Shot in South Africa & Dubai, well 55 percent of the scene are shot in Dubai, No matter director showed them that's it is South Africa.

Akshay & Bipasha have done their negative character as per their standard.

Just before the interval their is huge twist when saif ali khan dies.

and wait yaar picture abhi baaki hain mere dost.

Their is new life on the screen Anil Kapoor comes in for the investigation with his PA Sameera.

And then the investigation starts.

Anil Kapoor as RD Means Inspector Robert D'costa is terrific and he is never empty handed eating different fruit thru out the film is very well acted.

In terms of Anil Kapoor presence he steal the show. Yes he is the best part in the film. And Anil Starts investigation and finding out that there is 100 million dollars insurance is behind the murder.

and then again their is a new twist that Saif Pa Katrina as sophia tells Anil thats she is the wife of Saif, its shocks Bipasha & Akshay that when they married.

But again their is a new twist that Saif Ali Pa predicting Wife is Involved with AKSHAY yes

This comes to shock that Katrina is behind all these things with Partner AKSHAY.

and Anil Ask Katrina to show him the marriage certificate to find out the authentication of the certificate and he find thats there is something fishy in the signature as normal people who are going for marriage at the registrar will use the same pen. But in this case then both signature are signed with different pens.

And Anil then goes to Durban to find the thruth that Saif and Katrina married or not.

Here is entry comedy king Jhony Lever as the head of marriage registrar is brilliant doing only 4 minute scene is teriific, and then jhony reveals that Saif never came to marriage office and then who was with Katrina it was non other than Akshay.

After this their is one more twist, which is better not to reveal as Race is worth a Watch.

75% of the movie i have revealed it but rest watch it by ur self.

It is a good movie.

Saif Ali Is in Terrific form.

Rest all are good.

Anil is the show stealer.

Katrina as usual can't act as she is always having her voiced dub by the proffesional.

Over All Paisa Vasool Movie.

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03.21.08 (7:42 am) [edit]

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Namitha

03.19.08 (4:09 am) [edit]

Pretty Drew

03.19.08 (3:58 am) [edit]

Kidding

03.19.08 (3:52 am) [edit]

Britney Spears

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03.18.08 (3:32 am) [edit]

Models - Kali & Lindsey

03.18.08 (3:30 am) [edit]

Five worst Cancer causing foods

03.17.08 (9:12 am) [edit]

There are some foods that people who are at high risk for developing cancer should definitely avoid. Generally, says natural health researcher Mike Adams, they should avoid foods that contain ingredients known to cause cancer, such as refined sugars and grains , hydrogenated oils, and nitrates. But which foods are the absolute worst?

The top five cancer-causing foods are:

1. Hot dogs
Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can't live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate.

2. Processed meats and bacon
Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in hot dogs, bacon, and other processed meats raise the risk of heart disease. The saturated fat in bacon also contributes to cancer.

3. Doughnuts
Doughnuts are cancer-causing double trouble. First, they are made with white flour, sugar, and hydrogenated oils, then fried at high temperatures. Doughnuts, says Adams , may be the worst food you can possibly eat to raise your risk of cancer.

4. French fries
Like doughnuts, French fries are made with hydrogenated oils and then fried at high temperatures. They also contain cancer- causing acrylamides which occur during the frying process. They should be called cancer fries, not French fries, said Adams .

5. Chips, crackers, and cookies
All are usually made with white flour and sugar. Even the ones whose labels claim to be free of trans-fats generally contain small amounts of trans-fats.

Srijana

03.17.08 (8:59 am) [edit]

Pure Fantasy

03.17.08 (8:52 am) [edit]

Artificial Intelligence

03.15.08 (10:40 pm) [edit]

Artificial Intelligence

A new leading edge technology and utility tool is being made exclusively available to Cash Now Licensees. First, let us explain what this technology is and how it is to be used. Most people realize that computers are able to perform a multitude of functions as a consequence of the programming they receive.

Programming gives a computer a set of instructions that governs the transition from one information processing state to another. Thus, computational machines are able to respond to a certain set of inputs with a certain range of outputs. In order to comprehend programs, one needs only to describe these instructions in functional terms. In this regard, computer programs are extremely similar to the functional abilities of the human mind.

In order to understand the mind, one must simply examine the relationship between stimulus and behavior.

Cash Now has secured a certain licensing agreement that allow us to deploy Artificial Intelligence in the loan decision making process and default avoidance system.

We use Artificial Intelligence to monitor our client’s borrowing habits and we use it to analyze risk factors, the probability of default and in a host of other operational activities.

Our rights to this technology extend to all fields except military and medical use. Our Artificial Intelligence technology will help you to see your business in a 3D format. The analyzing feature of our

Artificial Intelligence technology is available to all Cash Now Licensees free of charge and is included with every License Agreement.

We will do a snap shot of your individual business once a year, or more, if you should need it. Simply put, with Artificial Intelligence, the guesswork is removed from your ability to be successful.

We also make this technology available to other business sectors with prices ranging from pay per use per analyzing strand to Master Licensing for businesses with 5 or more outlets or businesses with significant data.

When we refer to Artificial Intelligence, we mean something that is able to make decisions based on available data. For example, in your daily activities as a check casher and/or payday loan lender, you will gather pertinent client data by using Trust Vault and the Cash Now E5 system.

But what does that data really mean? Our Artificial Intelligence technology will give you detailed information regarding the loan applicant and a snap shot performance of your business. This is yet another example of Cash Now adding new technologies in an effort to assist their Licensees with the success of their operation.

Artificial Intelligence is a valuable navigational tool of time and relevance.

WHAT IS HUMANITY?

03.14.08 (10:24 am) [edit]

The Humanity can be termed as a topic which describes the abilities and characterstics of human beings in whole.

In the Competitive Modern world which is moving at a very fast pace have made many of us to miss out on ourselves. Human beings are failing to understand about themselves and have no time or interest to learn about themselves.

Even after thousands of years after human origin ,there are many many people who dont want to open their mental windows to understand the actual concept behind the human origin and humanity.Rather they just follow the false age old superstitious and senseless beliefs.

We do repeat many times that "man is an social animal" but do we really understand what we are saying.

HUMAN are social animals with unique and great abilities like thinking and understanding with additional features such as memorizing and expressing themselves using audio visual abilities.

The process of human origin is infact interesting as well as a purely accidental process not involving anything from so called spiritual or divine world.

Human beings are the result of natures process in a life supporting planet i.e Earth.

Earth is a planet with life supporting features due to which thousands of species of organisms take birth and one of those organisms are Human beings .

Distinct features like thinking and understanding are basic reasons for human domination on planet earth.

And there are innumerous people on this earth who fails to understand the emotional characterstic of human beings and just spend out their life without even understanding humanity.

The Phrase "MONKEY's AND CHIMP's ARE THE ANCESTORS OF HUMAN BEINGS" is 100 percent False.

The satement is just made based on the reason that monkeys have some physical features which are close to Human beings.

If thats the truth than why the MONKEY'S And CHIMPS in forest and Zoological parks are unable to transform themselves into Human beings.

Why they are still monkeys even after thousands of years have been passed.

Life today is becoming just limited upto earning a living .The basic concepts and independent features of Life are lost.

We Infact believe that Human beings have been sent from outer world which is just baseless and senseless articles.

We should understand soon that one day this earth will not be suitable for life,i mean to say the climate and atmosphere of this earth will not support life and we will be facing some serious situation.

SO I AM WARNING THAT WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT THAT SERIOUSLY AND WORK AS A UNIT RATHER THAN DISCRMINATING OURSELVES BASED ON STUPID CONCEPTS SUCH AS RELIGIONS ,NATIONS,CASTE ETC .

IF THIS CONTINUES THEN THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT AFTER FEW YEARS THE WORLD WILL BE FINISHED AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF US AND END OF THE GREAT HUMANITY WHICH IS STILL NOT USED UPTO ITS STANDARD LEVEL BY US.

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How Many Countries In The World?

Now that is a question that's somewhat difficult to answer, as there is no one right answer.

Many sources offer different answers, and depending on the source, there are 189, 191, 192, 193 or 194 independent countries in the world today.

The United Nations has 192 members (including Montenegro and Serbia - the two newest nations) but that number does not include the Vatican, an independent nation. Regarding England, Scotland and Wales, though considered individual countries, they are all a part of the United Kingdom (UK), a European country, and therefore included within the United Kingdom on the list below.

The US State Department recognizes 193 independent countries around the world. but that list of countries reflects the political agenda of the United States of America. As an example, it does not include Taiwan as China claims that Taiwan (the ROC) is simply a province of China.

The latest World Almanacs use 193 countries, which is probably the best answer, but what about Palestine? Greenland? Western Sahara? The political world is constantly changing and our list of independent nations is shown below. Note that we don't say that our list is the ONLY answer, just that it's our answer.

A complete list of Countries by

(A)
Afghanistan (Kabul) (AS)
Albania (Tirane) (EU)
Algeria (Algers) (AF)
Andorra (Andorra la Vella) (EU)
Angola (Luanda) (AF)
Antigua and Barbuda (St. John's) (NA)
Argentina (Buenos Aires) (SA)
Armenia (Yerevan) (EU)
Australia (Canberra) (AU)
Austria (Vienna) (EU)
Azerbaijan (Baku) (AS)

(B)
Bahamas (Nassau) (NA)
Bahrain (Manama) (AS)
Bangladesh (Dhaka) (AS)
Barbados (Bridgetown) (NA)
Belarus (Minsk) (EU)
Belgium (Brussels) (EU)
Belize (Belmopan) (NA)
Benin (Port-Novo) (AF)
Bhutan (Thimphu) (AS)
Bolivia (Sucre) (SA)
Bosnia and Herzegovina (Sarajevo) (EU)
Botswana (Gaborone) (AF)
Brazil (Brasilia) (SA)
Brunei (Bander Seri Begawan) (AS)
Bulgaria (Sofia) (EU)
Burkina Faso (Ouagadougou) (AF)
Burma/Myanmar (Yangon) (AS)
Burundi (Bujumbura) (AF)

(C)
Cambodia (Phnom Penh) (AS)
Cameroon (Yaounde) (AF)
Canada (Ottawa) (NA)
Cape Verde (Praia) (EU - Portugal)
Central African Republic (Bangui) (AF)
Chad (N'Djamena) (AF)
Chile (Santiago) (SA)
China (Beijing) (AS)
Colombia (Bogota) (SA)
Comoros (Moroni) (AF)
Congo (Brazzaville) (AF)
Congo, Democratic Republic of (Kinshasa) (AF)
Costa Rica (San Jose) (NA)
Cote d'Ivoire/Ivory Coast (Yamoussoukro) (AF)
Croatia (Zagreb) (EU)
Cuba (Havana) (NA)
Cyprus (Nicosia) (AS) and/or (EU)
Czech Republic (Prague) (EU)

(D)
Denmark (Copenhagen) (EU)
Djibouti (Djibouti) (AF)
Dominica (Roseau) (NA)
Dominican Republic (Santo Domingo) (NA)

(E)
East Timor (Dili) (AS)
Ecuador (Quito) (SA)
Egypt (Cairo) (AF)
El Salvador (San Salvador) (NA)
Equatorial Guinea (Malabo) (AF)
Eritrea (Asmara) (AF)
Estonia (Tallinn) (EU)
Ethiopia (Addis Ababa) (AF)

(F)
Fiji (Suva) (AU - Oceania)
Finland (Helsinki) (EU)
France (Paris) (EU)
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(G)
Gabon (Liberville) (AF)
Gambia (Banjul) (AF)
Georgia (Tbilisi) (EU)
Germany (Berlin) (EU)
Ghana (Accra) (AF)
Greece (Athens) (EU)
Grenada (St. George's) (NA)
Guatemala (Guatemala City) (NA)
Guinea (Conakry) (AF)
Guinea-Bissau (Bissau) (AF)
Guyana (Georgetown) (SA)

(H)
Haiti (Port-au-Prince) (NA)
Honduras (Tegucigalpa) (NA)
Hungary (Budapest) (EU)

(I)
Iceland (Reykjavik) (EU)
India (New Delhi) (AS)
Indonesia (Jakarta) (AS)
Iran (Tehran) (AS)
Iraq (Baghdad) (AS)
Ireland (Dublin) (EU)
Israel (Jerusalem) (AS)
Italy (Rome) (EU)

(J)
Jamaica (Kingston) (NA)
Japan (Tokyo) (AS)
Jordan (Amman) (AS)

(K)
Kazakstan (Astana) (AS)
Kenya (Nairobi) (AF)
Kiribati (Bairiki) (AU - Oceania)
Korea, North (Pyongyang) (AS)
Korea, South (Seoul) (AS)
Kuwait (Kuwait City) (AS)
Kyrgyzstan (Bishkek) (AS)

(L)
Laos (Vientiane) (AS)
Latvia (Riga) (EU)
Lebanon (Beirut) (AS)
Lesotho (Maseru) (AF)
Liberia (Monrovia) (AF)
Libya (Tripoli) (AF)
Liechtenstein (Vaduz) (EU)
Lithuania (Vilnius) (EU)
Luxembourg (Luxembourg) (EU)

(M)
Macedonia (Skopje) (EU)
Madagascar (Antananarivo) (AF)
Malawi (Lilongwe) (AF)
Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur) (AS)
Maldives (Male) (AS)
Mali (Bamako) (AF)
Malta (Valletta) (EU)
Marshall Islands (Majuro) (AU - Oceania)
Mauritania (Nouakchott) (AF)
Mauritius (Port Louis) (AF)
Mexico (Mexico City) (NA)
Micronesia (Palikir) (AU - Oceania)
Moldova (Chisinau) (EU)
Monaco (Monaco) (EU)
Mongolia (Ulan Bator) (AS)
Montenegro (Podgorica) (EU)
Morocco (Rabat) (AF) (including Western Sahara)
Mozambique (Maputo) (AF)

(N)
Namibia (Windhoek) (AF)
Nauru (no official capital) (AU - Oceania)
Nepal (Kathmandu) (AS)
Netherlands (Amsterdam, The Hague) (EU)
New Zealand (Wellington) (AU)
Nicaragua (Managua) (NA)
Niger (Niamey) (AF)
Nigeria (Abuja) (AF)
Norway (Oslo) (EU)

(O)
Oman (Muscat) (AS)

(P)
Pakistan (Islamabad) (AS)
Palau (Koror) (AU - Oceania)
Panama (Panama City) (NA)
Papua New Guinea (Port Moresby) (AU)
Paraguay (Asuncion) (SA)
Peru (Lima) (SA)
Philippines (Manila) (AS)
Poland (Warsaw) (EU)
Portugal (Lisbon) (EU)

(Q)
Qatar (Doha) (AS)

(R)
Romania (Bucharest) (EU)
Russian Federation (Moscow) (AS)
Rwanda (Kigali) (AF)

(S)
Saint Kitts and Nevis (Basseterre) (NA)
Saint Lucia (Castries) (NA)
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines (Kingstown) (NA)
Samoa (Apia) (AU - Oceania)
San Marino (San Marino) (EU)
Sao Tome and Principe (Sao Tome) (AF)
Saudi Arabia (Riyadh) (AS)
Senegal (Dakar) (AF)
Serbia (Belgrade) (EU)
Seychelles (Victoria) (AF)
Sierra Leone (Freetown) (AF)
Singapore (Singapore City) (AS)
Slovakia (Bratislava) (EU)
Slovenia (Ljubljana) (EU)
Solomon Islands (Honiara) (AU - Oceania)
Somalia (Mogadishu) (AF)
South Africa (Pretoria, Cape Town, Bloemfontein) (AF)
Spain (Madrid) (EU)
Sri Lanka (Colombo) (AS)
Sudan (Khartoum) (AF)
Suriname (Paramaribo) (SA)
Swaziland (Mbabane) (AF)
Sweden (Stockholm) (EU)
Switzerland (Bern) (EU)
Syria (Damascus) (AS)

(T)
Tajikistan (Dushanbe) (AS)
Tanzania (Dodoma) (AF)
Thailand (Bangkok) (AS)
Togo (Lome) (AF)
Tonga (Nuku'alofa) (AU - Oceania)
Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) (NA)
Tunisia (Tunis) (AF)
Turkey (Ankara) (AS) & (EU)
Turkmenistan (Ashgabat) (AS)
Tuvalu (Funafuti) (AU - Oceania)

(U)
Uganda (Kampala) (AF)
Ukraine (Kiev) (EU)
United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi) (AS)
United Kingdom (London) (EU)
United States (Washington D.C.) (NA)
Uruguay (Montevideo) (SA)
Uzbekistan (Tashkent) (AS)

(V)
Vanuatu (Port-Vila) (AU - Oceania)
Vatican City (na) (EU)
Venezuela (Caracas) (SA)
Vietnam (Hanoi) (AS)

(Y)
Yemen (Sana) (AS)

(Z)
Zambia (Lusaka) (AF)
Zimbabwe (Harare) (AF)

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santa jokes

03.12.08 (9:09 am) [edit]

Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How dare u forget ur wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only' Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye. Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek hai doc saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai. Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi... Jeeto: Koun si film thi ? Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi ! Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love. Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For you and your parents Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one. Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade? Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha? Santa: Goli lagi thi mathe main. Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi. Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga! Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone no pata hai...? Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya? Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si. Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao. Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ? Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary. Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...! Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga. Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey? Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note' Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai. Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya? Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'